i'm not the only one like this in malaysia rite??? so no need to worry-lah.. and also, taking the train to college is kinda fun actually.. everyday i get to see people, or should i say malaysians.. at their worst.. really.. the kiasu attitude LIVE from any Putra LRT station..
i have to go to college like quite early everyday ler.. although i don't have class til 930, i usually reach like 830 wan lah.. to make a long story short, i haf to board the train that comes at exactly 7.18am, or i'll be like in subang at 900am.. (cuz of the traffic jams when i'm taking the bus and all la.. ) so when i board the train, it's filled with basically office going people, and only a handful of college going students.. even though my station is like 3 stations away from the end of a line, when i get to board it, it's like 85% full all the time.. and malaysia would be snowing if i had a seat available at that time..
so it was like 2 days ago, and when i boarded the train, there was this yong-sui looking malay lady la.. and i noticed her not because she was yong sui la.. but because she looked a lot like my previous Bahasa Malaysia teacher.. [ WE SHALL NOT NAME NAMES HERE.. XD ] so she was like standing la.. but not standing like how a normal civilised human being would stand in a public place.. its like there are poles to hold on in the train rite? one hand was holding to it, the other holding those makcik bags hunched, head hanging down and leaning on the pole, knees bent, and eyes closed la.. it was really an ugly sight la.. she was almost snoring.. so i was like thinking to myself la.. "wah, this woman like defies a lot of basic physic rules la.. standing and sleeping like that.. let's see, i thought only spacemen could sleep like that in zero-gravity?? even with the train swerving right and left and braking suddenly, she can still hang on to the pole and continue to wander in the land of dreams.. so there's the Rule of Inertia proven wrong.." of course, at that time i was clearly amazed by our MALAYSIA BOLEH spirit la.. not bad huh?..
if that's not enough, she woe up in one of the stops la.. just as another seated passenger departed, leaving the seat for the taking.. so i saw it first, and i walked to it la.. just before i could rest my legs and seat my lean arse on the metal but comfortable seat, that woman like barge through 3 or 4 people and as quick as lightning, not showing any sluggishness of sleep, dumped her backside on the seat and snored away.. i was like, "OMG, the MALAYSIA BOLEH woman struck again.." so of course i was like discontented la.. (ironically, i now realise i'm also a kiasu fella.. hahaha) then i stood infront of her for another few stations, glaring at her so much.. (i was hoping the glare went through thosed glued closed eyes.. )
then luckily, the next station i found a seat in front of her la.. continued studying "Subject MALAYSIA BOLEH".. and saw that she had already drifted into a deeper state of sleep that I, the Ph.D holder in Sleepology, can only dream about la.. she was like so into her sleep that she was beginning to break free of the shackles of gravity.. hahahaha.. which means like she was beginning to lean left and right la.. haha.. IT WAS SO FREAKING FUNNY MAN!!! i saw the person next to her like.. like her expression totally said everything la.. "WTFF??? what the fark is this yong sui lady doing??? leaning on me as if i'm her pillow she can drool all over.. i guess i'll wake her up.." then she proceeded to nudge her a bit la.. of course, Ms. MALAYSIA BOLEH had to preserve her reputation a bit la.. she didn't wake up lo.. then this nudging and leaning continued like for the next like 4 or 5 stations la.. on both the left and right sides..
finally, people got the picture and left the 2 seats open for the fat yongsui MALAYSIA BOLEH lady to sleep in place.. hahaha.. in the end, she knocked her head a bit and woke up and perfect timing if i should say so.. cause it was her station to get off anyway.. hahaha..
thinking back, i guess she was quite cunning in her skill to achieve ultimate seat defence.. hmm.. perhaps i should learn from the master.. i hope i'll bump into her and hopefully take a pic with her la.. hahahahahahha.. til next time.. (sure got more funny kiasu malaysians.. hahaha.. )
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