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Monday, August 01, 2005

+The Funniest Person in the WORLD. Undoubtably.+

a couple of days back.. i got a surprise call from Jem and Jon P. saying they were about to come over to my place to pay me a visit.. out of the sudden shock of recieving such a call at aorund 10 prompted me to say: SURE.. haha.. and so they came.. after some grumbling from my mum, i headed out with them.. undecided on where to go, Jem suggested we pay Sv a visit.. i decided to drive Jon's car on the way up.. on the way, Jon added that he had a 'nice' video to show us.. me, thinking that there were only gonna be 3 guys, and being a show that was 'nice', my horny little mind presumed it wasn't gonna be rated UMUM la.. if you get my drift.. kekeke :P

so we reached Sv's hse.. and had small talk over his GTi's rims looking like the R3 ones.. except better.. hahahaha.. and proceeded to watch the 'nice' movie.. aniticipation filled me up (but don't think of me as some horny teenage asshole okay..) and lo and behold, the title RAW captured my eyes and triggered my imagination.. what does it mean by RAW??? hmmmmmmmmmm.. :P

then i see EDDIE MURPHY's fucked up face, smiling widely, advertising his sparkling white teeth.. i burst into laughter.. hahaha.. no porn (oops.) tonite then.. soon realised it was going to be comedy night with 3 of my friends.. oh well, better than staying at home i guess..

as the movie started, i realised it wasn't a movie, but a stand up comedy type of show.. by none other than EDDIE himself.. and out he strolls fom back stage wearing this tight purple and black leather suit (parading his physical features of course.. grrrrrr for women out there..) racing gloves, a black scarf wrapped around his neck and a gold ring. even that prompted more shouts of laughter..

he then proceeded with his jokes on Michael 'motherfucking' Jackson, Mr T frm the A Team and (screams with laughter..) Bill Cosby.. hahahahahahhaahahahahhaah!!!!!!! from that 30 minutes of jokes (or should i say, very mean sarcasms..) i laughed till tears rolled down and stomach cramps set in.. i mean, i was really LAUGHING.. if it weren't for the slightly smaller space around the TV, i guess i would have to be rolling on the friggin floor.. i was laughing so hard, i would put a laughing hyena into shame.. FREAKING FUCKING OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY!!!! fuck youuuuuuuuu, eddieeeeeeeee..... :P

eddie murphy doing what he does best..

i wouldn't wanna spoil the fun for those who wanna watch it after i write this.. but seriously.. screw the island, or war of the worlds, or batman, or premonition, or jim carrey shows or JACKASS for that matter.. Eddie Murphy RAW certainly takes the cake for being the most funniest, fucked up show i've ever seen in my entire 18 years of existence.. hahaha..

for those who wanna watch it, i'm getting the DVD burned.. so i'll have a copy to keep, and i'm downloading it from the net as i speak.. about 10% done anyway.. so i'm having a showtime this AUGUST 20th.. so for those who wanna see it.. feel free to drop by my place k?.. hahahahahahaa.. i can't wait to watch it again..

PS: Word of advice to girls out there.. Don't go making anymore Dick Threats to us guys anymore.. it's VERY VERY sensitive.. muahahahahahahahhaa...

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